Decision 1: Because Who Needs Common Sense?
After a heated debate that lasted precisely 2 minutes and 14 seconds, the committee decided to do the opposite of what everyone thought was a good idea. Because, why not?
This decision was reached by a unanimous vote of 5-0, with one member abstaining due to a sudden case of 'committee-induced existential dread'.
We're pretty sure this decision will be a great success and won't lead to any problems or chaos. Probably.
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